Saturday, 5 July 2014
Posted by JP Forest at 18:09
Saturday, 7 June 2014
Today I went to Abbotsford and did a jump with my new Rig and canopy, my friend Dave Davison was there and took a few photos, I have to admit I like my new canopy. I also saw Gord Allan and several others. On my jump my Altitrack didn't work well and I relied on the dytter and counting, opened high but was good. When I got home I download the manual and I think I may have solved the problem. Here's a few photos.
Posted by JP Forest at 23:51
Wednesday, 14 May 2014
Diary of a woman on a Cruise ...
I prepare for this wonderful cruise.
I packed my clothes. I'm so excited !
All day at sea Splendide!
Saw dolphins and whales.
What a great time !
Today I met the Captain, a handsome man , Alain Delon about 40 + years.
Pool. I did a little surfing and shot a few golf balls.
Captain has invited me to his table for dinner. It was an honor and I had a good time .
This is a very attractive and attentive man, he has beautiful blue eyes.
I went to the casino on the cruise and I got lucky !
Captain invited me to lunch at his cabin.
Sumptuous meal with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to spend the afternoon in his cabin, but I declined the invitation.
I told him I did not want to be unfaithful to my husband.
I returned to the pool and then I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day.
Captain saw me and invited me for a drink .
Actually, he is a charming man .
He asked me if I wanted to go to his cabin that night ,
I told him no. He told me that if I did not change my mind, he would sink the ship.
Last night I saved 1600 people ... four times ! ! !
Posted by JP Forest at 21:18
Sunday, 11 May 2014
Today my Nephew Jason was in town so we went to Skydive Vancouver in Abbotsford and he watch me do my first solo skydive since my plane crash Aug 3rd, 2008. It felt great to fly my brand new Mirage G-5 and Safire2 custom canopy. I will be back for more, the skydive Bug bite me again. Here's a few photos Jason took from the ground.
Posted by JP Forest at 23:06
Thursday, 1 May 2014
Police Officer Test
Posted by JP Forest at 21:15
Thursday, 10 April 2014
While 'flying' down the road yesterday, 10 miles over the speed limit, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked "What's your hurry?"
She replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?", he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge . . . "
Posted by JP Forest at 17:16
Monday, 31 March 2014
It is with a very sad heart that I must write farewell to a dear friend Ricki Wüst that we lost March 30 in a skydiving accident in Switzerland, your husband Paul is in our hearts and prayers Ricki, Blue Skies forever, you will be our guardian Angel, Rest In Peace Ricki
Posted by JP Forest at 19:33