Wednesday, 12 February 2014
Joke of the Day - Wednesday 12 Feb 2014
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone rings , on a bench , and a man takes it and answers on the
hands-free speaker and begins to speak. All persons in the
room Stop and Listen .
Man: " Hello ! "
Woman: " Hi , Darling Are you at the club. ? "
Man: " Yes. "
Woman: "I'm at the store and I found a beautiful leather coat it’s
only $2 000.00 Can I buy it? "
Man: " Sure, buy it if you like it. "
The Woman: " I also stopped at Lexus Dealership and I found a new model that I love. "
Man: "At what price ? "
Woman: $90,000 "
Man: " At this price, I want it with all the options. "
Woman: That’s great , Oh, I have something else to ask you. I was
just talking to Janie and I found the house I wanted last year
is back on the market . They are asking $980,000
Man: " Well, go ahead and make an offer of $900,000 They will probably accept it
Otherwise, we will offer $80, 000.00 more, if that's what you really want. "
Woman: "OK , I 'll see you later, I love you very much. "
Man: " Bye I love you too! "
The man hangs up the phone. The other men in the room were staring at him with
Their mouth wide open without saying anything. Then the man looks and says
"Does anyone know who owns this cell ? "
Posted by JP Forest at 22:11
Sunday, 5 January 2014
My Wife always wanted a ride-on lawn mower. She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work and thought that a ride-on lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside the house.
SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower. I guess I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug.
I even put a light on it so she could work at night. See photo below. To this day I have never been able to understand why some women are so hard to please .
P.S. I can see out of my left eye pretty good now and should be able to leave the hospital sometime next week.
Posted by JP Forest at 11:05
Thursday, 2 January 2014
Movie Review - Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Will Ferrell, Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, David Koechner, Christina Applegate, Kristen Wiig, James Marsden, Meagan Good, Dylan Baker, Harrison Ford, Vince Vaughn, John C Reilly, Josh Lawson, Greg Kinnear, Liam Neeson, Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Sacha Baron Cohen, Kanye West, Jim Carrey, Judah Nelson, Fred Willard, Chris Parnell, Bill Kurtis
Judd Apatow, Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Jessica Elbaum, Kevin J. Messick, David Householter, Matt Rebenkoff, Robyn Wholey
With the 70's behind him, San Diego's top rated newsman, Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell), returns to the news desk in "Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues." Also back for more are Ron’s co-anchor and wife, Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate), weather man Brick Tamland (Steve Carell), man on the street Brian Fontana (Paul Rudd) and sports guy Champ Kind (David Koechner) - All of whom won’t make it easy to stay classy…while taking the nation’s first 24-hour news channel by storm.
Posted by JP Forest at 23:32