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Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Joke of the Day - Tuesday 27th September 2011


Three old couples were having tea one fine day. There were all chatting and whatnot when one of the men, trying to get a chuckle, said to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey!” Getting the chuckle he expected, he carried on. A moment later, the second man said, "Pass the sugar, sugar!" This got a bit of a bigger laugh, so the third man, although not quite as clever or quick-witted as the other two, decided to join in the fun. He waited for the perfect opportunity, cleared his throat and then confidently said, "Pass the tea, bag!"
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Q. Where can men over 50 find younger sexy women who are interest in them?
A. Try a bookstore under fiction!
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Q. How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A. Tell him you're pregnant!
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