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Sunday, 27 November 2011

Joke of the Day - Sunday 27 November 2011



WARNING - ASPIRIN!! 

Careful of the FLU ......

First deaths: A Public official of the Canadian Federal Government has died of the flu! 



On his way home the man was not feeling well at all, 

Dizziness, palpitations, trembling legs, stomach aches etc. ....


His wife sent him to bed and told him to take: two aspirin .... The next day he was found dead in his bed.


She called the doctor and told him that she had just given him two aspirins to sweat it off, as it is usual to remove all the crap we have in the body. But, Madam, you killed him. How can you accuse me? said the lady.   But of course, Madame! We do not make a Public Servant sweat!
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