Got this one from my Big Bro Emile in Regina, he's been sending me good ones lately, Thank Bro.
The Amish are "Non-violent" people!...
BUT IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN
An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts:
The Amish Farmer shouts:
"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kühe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have shit in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish....Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
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