Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used
it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best.
Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In
fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My
unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and
generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I
ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain
out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick
trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach
alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, aIl of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well, that some detectives who came by
yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and my attorney said that I
would no longer be considered a suspect I thank you, once again, for having
sucha great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag
people...
Signed, A relieved menopausal wife
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