Joke of the Day - Wednesday 12 Feb 2014
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone rings , on a bench , and a man takes it and answers on the
hands-free speaker and begins to speak. All persons in the
room Stop and Listen .
Man: " Hello ! "
Woman: " Hi , Darling Are you at the club. ? "
Man: " Yes. "
Woman: "I'm at the store and I found a beautiful leather coat it’s
only $2 000.00 Can I buy it? "
Man: " Sure, buy it if you like it. "
The Woman: " I also stopped at Lexus Dealership and I found a new model that I love. "
Man: "At what price ? "
Woman: $90,000 "
Man: " At this price, I want it with all the options. "
Woman: That’s great , Oh, I have something else to ask you. I was
just talking to Janie and I found the house I wanted last year
is back on the market . They are asking $980,000
Man: " Well, go ahead and make an offer of $900,000 They will probably accept it
Otherwise, we will offer $80, 000.00 more, if that's what you really want. "
Woman: "OK , I 'll see you later, I love you very much. "
Man: " Bye I love you too! "
The man hangs up the phone. The other men in the room were staring at him with
Their mouth wide open without saying anything. Then the man looks and says
"Does anyone know who owns this cell ? "