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Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Joke of the Day - Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:



1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
 You may be a Muslim.

 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes,
 You may be a Muslim.

 3. If you have more wives than teeth,
 You may be a Muslim.

 4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.

 5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
 You may be a Muslim

 6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
 You may be a Muslim.

 7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
 You may be a Muslim.

 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
 You may be a Muslim.
  
 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
 You may be a Muslim.

 10. If you find this offensive and don't forward it,
 You may be a Muslim.


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